Hey guy, your shoes look like faux leather alien vaginas.
Uses For Milkcrates #46
Bye fake-homeless retro-punk pot-wreaking teens I used to be but can no longer relate to!
This avi file just isnt the same as the grainy vhs tape I used to rent over & over from Blockbuster.
Broke into parents house, stole couch, completed soduku.
Lovely seeing couples of men and couples of women comfortably holding hands in the street.
It all began on a day just like this, only 5000 years ago …
I only wish immortality wasn’t so fucking expensive.
Dumpling Madness from Dumpling King.
Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
One man’s bacon is another mans dinner pig!
Uses for Milkcrates #44
There’s going to be a Martha Stewart comic book did you know?
My long johns have caught me in their wrath of overwarming.
Uses For Milkcrates #43