July 2010
60 posts
Attempting appearances @ Radical Crafternoon, Feast of Film & SALA’s moving image supershow, should probably be resting instead.
Trees For Life work in a well kept & enormous Morialta site today. Can I make it to some SALA shows before work @ Kranka? Pizza will decide.
Heading over to ‘Sold’ @ Maga Zine gallery then having a stab @ playing ‘Eat It’ by Ross Voss @ Reading Room.
We may be selling ‘Ecodefence’ @ Format, which may have been banned back in the 80s, you may be illegally purchasing a copy ASAP.
Larry & Simon In Format’s retail space, Peel St. ‘til 6PM. Last days for Pat Wundke’s show. We even turned on the lights for you.
Have Dennis Leary & Frances McDormand starred in a movie together? As brother & sister? As the same character after a sex change?
MacGuyver fucked your girlfriend with a toothpick - & a blow torch.
Best X-Mas in July party so far. Forest up & already down @ Format. Still haven’t finished cleaning up everything.
MacGuyver fucked your girlfriend with a jukebox he rewired & a whole bunch of sugar-packets.
Ahem, strip club DJ, ‘Catch My Disease’ was a really poor choice.
Women 100% Gillard. Tony Abbott gets the gay vote for his bod 10%. Loses straight guy vote, heard voting Liberal was for ‘poofters 90%’.
Making out when the DJ’s playing Gary Glitter. Do or Don’t?
Tony Abbott’s campaign theme song: ELO’s ‘It’s a Living Thing’
Fonzie may have fucked your girlfriend, but MacGuyver fucked your girlfriend with his pocket knife, a shoe horn & a paperclip.
I was gonna check out The Reading Room exhibition & ‘Full Metal Jacket’ @ The Mercury B4 work. But got held up tarping my party/cubby-house.
Thanks to Toby & Chloe helping get X-Mas trees into Format today. 2 of the biggest & 1 of the smallest! X-mas Trees+Fog machine=Saturday.
Motivation, Focus, Velocity, A Pay Check - I ate that for breakfast. Stocked for (more) booze & nibbles, party Friday night! My place!
Thank you 2 my folks helping me out getting stuff for my party yesterday. Feeling grateful after hot shower & a productive day.
Are you bringing an X-Mas tree to Format this weekend for the forest? Have you asked your mum for hers?
If you knew how much booze I bought this morning for the weekend’s egg-nog, you would totally visit the zeen store & make friends.
Larry & I are in Format’s retail space on Peel St. until 6PM. Sweet OS zeens added to the shelves & I found a Laurie Anderson CD to play.
My mum is bringing a X-Mas tree around tonight. Then we’re making chocolate crackles. Pleading ignorant to relevant euphemisms.
Had a shower. First since the hot water carked it Saturday. I smelt as bad as the organisation my property agents showed getting it fixed.
My anger proved very motivating. Couldn’t return to sleep @ 6AM this morning due to overwhelming fury…& stench. Clean me & sheets tonight.
I’ve run out of bread again. Time to hit the dumpsters.
I’m gong to the library again. I regret not borrowing the Bindi Irwin exercise video I saw there. Her late dad guest stars. Sweatin’ Khakis!
Last night I took shrooms & listened to Barry White, I think I wound up making love to my own mind. Amazing.
Going to local library to borrow free movies for my X-Mas in July party. I hope they have ‘I’l Be Home For X-Mas’ w/ Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
FAB Tonight @ The Kranka again, playing all the 50s & 60s hits you remember from annoying TV commercials. Dance Dance Dance!
Went dumpster diving last night, scored 4 loaves of bread & a packet of linguini. Stocked for carbs for a while.
Simon & probably Larry are minding the Format retail space. Helping Pat get psyched up for his show tonight in Format’s gallery space @ 6PM.
1 X-Mas tree delivered to Format today… expecting another…Have you got a X-Mas tree to lend? We’re building a forest of them.
Are you a bartender when everything you taste you try & figure out how to blend it with booze?
Going to Suntory Cocktail Class today, picked more Illawarra Plums this morning to bring with me.
A lady came to my house today & delivered 2 enormous X-mas trees. Being part of Format’s Forest of X-mas trees will make tree owners proud.
Have returned from Murray Bridge. Thanks to everyone who came along to the zeen workshop I was a part of.
Matching Kevin McAllister in hypothetical fights. By befriending an old man with a snow shovel beforehand, logically, he’s unbeatable.
Spending my last $ trying to get to the Restless dance show tonight. Then work. Weekending in Murray Bridge w/ no $ or sleep. Hooray?
Thinking about becoming a gigolo to claim condoms on tax.
I just went to a radical consent workshop. Whoops. Can I update you? Is that OK?
Simon & Larry are totes minding Format’s shop space on Peel st. ‘til 6PM. I have the most boring playlist for you ever.
