Today, the tetanus shot hurts more than the wound I was injected for. Will try & make it to ‘Colours’ @ the Mercury tonight.
Excited seeing my first non-Lynch Jack Nance appearance in ‘Colours’ tonight. Kicking back now with ‘One Month’ zeen.
Cut my finger bad @ work, lots of blood. Hospital says no stiches, but the meanies gave me a tetanus shot.
My housemate has bought TP with dolphins printed on it. Who wants to wipe themselves with a dolphin? Besides John West?
The kid from ‘Home Alone’ turning 30 can only mean the old man with the shovel must have died by now. RIP.
4PM 18 Arthur St. Unley, ‘An Urban Orchard’ movie premieres today. Come see the file I had to wipe all my iTunes to create.
On my zeen reading pile on a much needed night in: ‘YOU’, ‘Dilletantes &…’, ‘Telephone & Me’, Plastic Knife’ & ‘One Month’.
‘An Urban Orchard’ a movie I’ve been editing, has finally been completed today & premieres TOMORROW! 4PM, 18 Arthur St. Unley $5-$15.
Indeed I am your upstairs host @ The Kranka tonight w/ 5 beer taps & a well stocked back bar. It’s like me in the zeen store only LOUDER.
Finished wading through season 4 of Tim & Eric. Started wading DVD vol#2 of The Addams Family.
I may be the upstairs host @ The Kranka tonight = may give my collection of strange mix CDs installed in the stacker there a workout.
Blue Velvet @ The Mercury tonight. But I’ve had a VHS copy on my coffee table for months. & The Mercury won’t let me bake cheesecake there.
Taking off to Marion tonight to catch possibly the last screening of ‘Predators’ in town.
I’d like to thank Tom Six for putting a new spin on the phrase ‘a cute piece of tail’.
Cocktail class in Glenelg today. I’ll try & behave myself, I swear.
Gonna watch Mad Dog Morgan tonight @ Cinematheque.
It’s my preferred party or it’s nothing. Voting above the line for the first time this year. It could be liberating.
DVD’s that aren’t the director’s cut should be referred to as the editor’s cut. Editors are important! My eyes hurt, my movie sucks.
I’m in Format’s retail space (Peel St. 3-6PM) monitoring remaining pieces of art. Come on down, I’ll give out candy=germs from my face.
Summit was great. Now watching sourdough rise & polishing off bottle of vodka. Then toddy & avi files of zombie flicks. Still sick + tired.
Watched ‘Lolita’. I wanna be Claire Quilty.
Cupcakes FAIL Monkees WIN. Nod bound with a hot toddy & uke tunes. Mt. Barker Summit bushcare tomorrow, but feeling pretty crook.
My evening may involve not only cupcakes, but Monkees as well. It’s a strange & beautiful world.
Getting busy @ work again, the winds are changing & Mary Poppins has been seen skipping town. Gonna be a helluva summer!
Understaffed @ work with no break. Compared # of times getting called Cunt by customers w/ colleagues. This is actually a really fun shift.
‘SEX TOY STORY’ is such an appropriate parody ‘cause the main characters retain the names ‘Woody’ & ‘Buzz’. Talking dildos warm your heart.
These public toilets play inappropriate muzak, the world may need sweet love, Mr. Bacharach, but not while I’m peeing in the hand-basin.
Used my town’s weird future-toilets twice on the way home tonight. Took my bike in with me, we shared a moment.
Before I even get to The Metro, I’m attempting not only baking cheesecake, but nachos & mixin’ cocktails as well. Maybe fit in a dvd?
Old pals playing their 1st gig together in ages @ The Metro. A previous incarnation had me drunk & heckling them. Turning back time tonight.
People putting tp around toilet seats must be neuerotic enough 2 be believing their shit don’t stink right? They take scented suppositories?
Loads to stress about. But am staying in watching Kubrick’s ‘Lolita’ before it has to go back to the store & I have to go to work.
RT @driantoware: Watching some guy in the zine store quizing Simon about his attitude to Christianity. And about his personal revelation.
If a Jacob/Ken/Simon Format cluster this arvo (Peel St. til 6PM) isn’t your cuppa tea, why not try a Currie sister double team @ SASA after?
Returned the last X-Mas tree today, & visited the SALA moving image show ‘til they asked me to leave. Video capturing tonight.
Some girls said I look like an early 90s heart-throb. Tonight I find myself eating budget noodles 4 dinner & listening 2 The Lemonheads.
Pretty tired today, but my tax cheque cleared. Walked to the manchester store on the corner, bought new quilt, went back to bed again.
Schaffas show last night was huge. But I think I ate one of the Schaffas, it was made of cheese. I’m sorry.
Gonna check out the new Schaffas show tonight @ 6, but am thinking about leaving early to go catch the Glenn Gould doco @ Mercury.
Ken, Larry & Simon are looking after Format’s arty free for all this arvo on Peel St. There may be a private after party to celebrate @6PM.
Checked my PO Box today & got my tax refund. Once again I am as wealthy as I am handsome.
I’m filling in for Steph @ Format’s zeen shop today. I’m doing my best to look fair & waifish & send cute txts to that dreamboat Tannon Kew.
Sex is gross. Sexual attractiveness is linked with looking good, to lessen the abhorrent impact of someone walking in on you.
MacGuyver fucked your girlfriend with a watermelon & an ordinary deck of playing cards.