If I was a vegesaurus, you’d better look out. I’d eat up all your vegetables. CHOMP Vegetables in general would be endangered. NOM NOM
‘Researching’ music vids for my Clip It! application. I can’t use this: http://youtu.be/DEqmC1q9Sow despite my lols, applauds & FUCK YEAHS.
I must be busy. When did job applications become relaxing? Wha’ happen? Musta been that left turn I took at Albuquerque…
Host wired to polygraph, contestants awarded points by how annoyed he gets by their answers. Would you watch a quiz show called Smart-Ass?
Draft’s company was S1 of Mad Men. Starting on S1 of Flight of the Conchords. Reading zines: Candiloro, Mutiny, Conspiracy Corner.
Just submitted my 3rd draft for the 2012 Vogel award. Doubt I’ll win, but felt good to complete another draft.
If Being John Malkovich was an opera it’d so contain qualifiers for a top ten list of songs about portals to people’s heads.
Using a tie rack I found in hard rubbish. Am I implying I already have too many ties by having a rack? Room for more = below average tie #s?
Today I gave a baby a massage. That is all I can reveal at this point in time.
There are papadums in my pocket & don’t recall how they got there, so, potentially, I owe everyone at dinner a huge apology.
I’ve been thinking about being one of those douches who automatically adds a return receipt to all their e-mails.
The Fear Grows, the Clowns Grow →
I LOVE MY MOTHER. Shout that at the top of your lungs today.
A guy working @ the bakery was so impressed by my pie floater breakfast he gave me a free coffee! Meat bender lunch = KFC double down.
We’ve had May Day. Star Wars day, May the 4th, yesterday. Tomorrow is No Diet Day Day, then Free Comic Book Day, then Mother’s Day. I ♥ May!
Spent all day in a staring competition with a Wordpress interface, Tumblr won.
Currently downloading 325 e-mails. I am very important.
Banksy identity revealed as Osama Bin Laden, provocative stencils found in Pakistani cave hideout.
Can the people who said they’d do stuff for me get around to doing it, it helps me keep track of you.
My uggies make their 1st 2011 appearance as I hang out @ home on May Day, condolences to those working today.