May 2011
28 posts
May 30th
If I was a vegesaurus, you’d better look out. I’d eat up all your vegetables. CHOMP Vegetables in general would be endangered. NOM NOM
May 26th
‘Researching’ music vids for my Clip It! application. I can’t use this: http://youtu.be/DEqmC1q9Sow despite my lols, applauds & FUCK YEAHS.
May 25th
May 24th
I must be busy. When did job applications become relaxing? Wha’ happen? Musta been that left turn I took at Albuquerque…
May 24th
Host wired to polygraph, contestants awarded points by how annoyed he gets by their answers. Would you watch a quiz show called Smart-Ass?
May 23rd
Draft’s company was S1 of Mad Men. Starting on S1 of Flight of the Conchords. Reading zines: Candiloro, Mutiny, Conspiracy Corner.
May 22nd
Just submitted my 3rd draft for the 2012 Vogel award. Doubt I’ll win, but felt good to complete another draft.
May 21st
If Being John Malkovich was an opera it’d so contain qualifiers for a top ten list of songs about portals to people’s heads.
May 19th
Using a tie rack I found in hard rubbish. Am I implying I already have too many ties by having a rack? Room for more = below average tie #s?
May 18th
May 18th
May 16th
Today I gave a baby a massage. That is all I can reveal at this point in time.
May 14th
There are papadums in my pocket & don’t recall how they got there, so, potentially, I owe everyone at dinner a huge apology.
May 11th
May 10th
I’ve been thinking about being one of those douches who automatically adds a return receipt to all their e-mails.
May 10th
The Fear Grows, the Clowns Grow →
May 9th
I LOVE MY MOTHER. Shout that at the top of your lungs today.
May 7th
May 6th
A guy working @ the bakery was so impressed by my pie floater breakfast he gave me a free coffee! Meat bender lunch = KFC double down.
May 6th
May 5th
We’ve had May Day. Star Wars day, May the 4th, yesterday. Tomorrow is No Diet Day Day, then Free Comic Book Day, then Mother’s Day. I ♥ May!
May 5th
Spent all day in a staring competition with a Wordpress interface, Tumblr won.
May 4th
Currently downloading 325 e-mails. I am very important.
May 3rd
Banksy identity revealed as Osama Bin Laden, provocative stencils found in Pakistani cave hideout.
May 2nd
Can the people who said they’d do stuff for me get around to doing it, it helps me keep track of you.
May 2nd
April 2011
29 posts
My uggies make their 1st 2011 appearance as I hang out @ home on May Day, condolences to those working today.
Apr 30th